Would You?

From the producers of Survivor: Ebola comes in a new low in network television. What would you do for $1 million? Bludgeon the family pet with a ball-peen hammer? Give yourself a kidney transplant? Go snorkling in a pool full of pubic crabs? Juggle chainsaws with one foot? Eat candy coated in syphilis? Douse yourself in steak sauce and live with a cannibal tribe for a month? Eat a salad with a used speculum from an inner city hospital? Dismember a hobo?

A spoof poster created for a project by Mad Chops Media, 2012.