Mental Shed Biography
The unofficial, unauthorized biography of the Mental Shed
Chapter 3: Amputees, zombie porn and the backwoods internet outhouse of the devil
The Mental Shed was launched in 2002 to bring zombie porn to the masses and soon became the mangled roadkill in the ditches of the information superhighway that you couldn’t help but look at as you went by. It rose from lowly self-deprecating blog (at the dawning of the blog era) into a sprawling and influential backwoods internet outhouse, a metropolis of funny, sick and disturbing. It was the golden age of the E/N website, japscat and amputee porn, before Paris Hilton and Web 2.0 ruined everything. The internet was still the Wild West of the digital revolution, dominated by bold and original content from random strangers all over the world. You didn’t need a purpose – just a dot com and a bad attitude.
But millions of unique visitors and a healthy collection of rotting erotica was no match for a beauty queen scorned.
Celebrity Sex Tapes
Though I stared down cease and desist orders from the lawyers the likes of Cameron Diaz and Fred Durst, being one of fifty-two companies and individuals named in a $50 million lawsuit due to a link to another website’s mislabeled content has a way of putting things into perspective.
So there I was…cold and alone in the woods, being chased by wolves, when along came a big evil registrar who reclaimed my domain name, mentalshed.com, and offered to sell it back to me at roughly 1,500 percent more than what I paid for it.
So I did what anyone would do – hatched a new plan to take over the world with the living dead corpses of reanimated pornstars.
But that has proven to be rather problematic.
So in the meantime I have decided to focus on website and graphic design for bands and horror while moonlighting at some of the Mental Shed’s latest hatchlings such as SlasherBob.com, Wisconsin Sickness, Cult of Weird and ZombieMasses.com
Charlie Hintz
Mental Shed Studios
www.thementalshed.com
Email: info@thementalshed.com
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